About Chris

I'm Chris.

I'm 18.

I go to college.

I hold the world record for the number of apples under 4-inches circumference you can eat. This is part of the unofficial world records - ones Guinness won't allow you to know about because they are too pussy - because they don't like records which can damage you for life, you know, make you ill and that. Anyway, I ate 268 apples in one sitting in order to hold the record.

I shat stones for a week. Or that's how I remember it. But that was better than Mr Nyama who got really ill and started vomiting blood.

The thing about fish only having a four-second memory is a lie. My fish still remember me doing the world record - I know this because every time they see an apple they turn in the opposite direction. Even fish that weren't alive when I did the world record know to turn away.

If I could be anyone I'd either be me, or Mr Nyama. You should meet him, he's wicked. He's got the 5 inch record. But he won't tell me his first name.

I believe in love. But I really like how my love is not like your love.

Chris is the teenage party animal. His mother leaves unexpectedly, and he is forced to live on campus in student lodging. His crush on psychology teacher Angie leads to a relationship, despite Angie's uneasiness with the situation. Chris is eventually expelled from college, consequently forcing him out of student housing and into a job. He becomes interested in Jal, and the two become close, despite some problems dealing with Angie. Jal becomes pregnant with his baby. Chris dies from a Subarachnoid haemorrhage in Series 2, Episode 9 "Cassie".

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Chris Loves Fish

Chris Loves Fish is named after the graphiti Chris left in his Roundview dorm room (which is them occupided by James Cook). Run by Cassie.